Let’s clear up a few preconceptions about my name before things get out of hand. Yes, I clean, cook, do laundry, iron, garden, and generally be glamorous on command (hah!), but what I am truly amazing at is anything involving sitting at my computer. It comes in waves. Some days, it plays second fiddle to my domestic awesomeness and other days… well, let’s just leave it at that. And the house elf gig is entirely, 100% self-imposed. I am not Mrs. Him nor am I my kids’ slave. I am, however, happy (overjoyed, in fact) to be one-woman pit crew to the most amazing people ever. Enough said.